My Jordan and Peter Dream

This is the first entry in my Dream Diary, and is a rather amusing and totally random one. Here goes...

I was in this canteen at my old sixth form college. It looked nothing like the canteen, but apparently it was. It was the evening and there was a small stage at the front, and Moby was playing. There weren't many people there - a few people from sixth form (but I can't remember specifically who), the head of sixth form (Mrs. Tallon - and it did look like her) and a couple of people I know through university (but in my dream they were at sixth form too) - Claire and Jane. Claire was wearing a small white top and white hot pants. She was dancing and trying to pull this lad. Jane was sat there disagreeing with it all.

Everybody was just sat in random seats in the dining hall; although there was a gig on, people weren't stood near the front. After a while this changed, and I found myself on the front row. Moby got everyone to sing the first lines of one of his songs and held the microphone in the crowd. At one point he pointed at and sang to me.

After the gig I left the room and Mrs. Tallon assumed (for some reason) that I had not received my A-level results. I tried to tell her that I had, but she wouldn't listen. She walked into this room and I followed because I wanted her to know that I had got them already. In that room Jordan and Peter Andre were sat behind this desk. Harvey was there too but he was a baby. Jordan was massive - she was 9 months pregnant - and had tonnes of make-up on as per usual. Peter looked the same as he does in real life. I had a good old chat with Jordan but didn't really talk to Peter. I remember thinking, "Ooo I can add her to the list of famous people I have met now" (on this messageboard there was a thread asking people to write their lists).

After I had had this thought, Jordan said, "Oooo oooo ooooo, can I give her them?" (as in my exam results). Mrs. Tallon said, "Yes", but I had to quickly interrupt: "No no, I've already had them." Jordan looked pretty disappointed.

That is the end of that dream!